Ok, because it seemed like a good idea (http://www.fourbux.com/) at the time. . .and a few were complaining that I wasn’t being upbeat enough. . .here is my mission statement.
(takes a deep breath…and holds it.)
I will be more optimistic.
Even if that means smacking myself a bit.
I will be more chipper.
Even if that means I must use a higher pitched voice while being so.
I will be more patient.
Especially with my loved ones. (With whom I often want to kick in the ass. . .and I’m sure they would love to return the favor.) And even if. . .that means keeping my fists off the car horn.
I will be less forgiving.
But, on the flip side. . .more forgetful!
I will take things less seriously.
Except of course, this mission statement.
I will get off my lazy ass and exercise.
Even if that means getting off my lazy ass and excercising.
I will take control.
Without going out of control.
I will remove the empty toilet paper roll and replace it with a new one.
Because this bothers some people.
I will.
I promise.
I will think more before I speak.
Although that may make me less entertaining.
Lastly (although I am surely missing a lot more) I will quit casually smoking.
Because that’s just plain fucking stupid.
